Transcript of an actual conversation in my household

I’ll keep this one short and sweet…because frankly, it needs no embellishment.

Curtain opens.  My husband stands at center stage.  Our four-year-old son enters stage left…

Son: “Daddy, tomorrow you are going to make a very wise choice.”

Father: “Oh really? What will that be?”

Son: “You will choose to be VERY quiet.”

Father: “Oh, yes…I make that choice every day.”

Son: “Well…Today you didn’t.”

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

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